Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Title proves to be red herring, due to Trojan Banana
Zookeeper: Kevin James makes a fun movie for kids, with talking animals, and everyone judges him for it, even though it's called "Zookeeper", and it's rated PG. If James Franco made this movie, you'd write your senior capstone thesis about the deconstruction of fame and modern movie stardom, a third-wave feminist analysis of modern masculinity in film. Also, the movie is just okay, even for kid's movie.
Cowboys and Aliens: The aliens get Small Pox
Bad Teacher: All teachers are bad, and the only thing bigger than their benefits packages is their contempt for the taxpayers, this movie is actually a gritty real-life documentary.
Captain America: The First Avenger: The whole thing is just a long set-up to the prequel, "Lieutenant America"
The Smurfs: The movie turns out to be an enjoyable tale for children, NOT an allegory for a totalitarian regime with a communist economic system that encourages drug fueled polygamist sex raves while discouraging verbs.
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