30 Minutes or Less: Jessie Eisenberg successfully robs the bank, but through litigation is forced to give 10% of his hoard to the Winkelvoss twins.
One Day: More Like One Gay!!!*
Conan the Barbarian: Swarthy young warrior valiantly attempts to defend his small peaceful empire against the vicious onslaught of a pale, (and on-the-obvious-downslope-of-his-career) warlord, but is ultimately destroyed. Cast includes Conan O'Brien and George Lopez.
Spy Kids 4D: Of course this movie is in 4D as it deals with the passing of time. Just like One Gay!**
*Editors note: This isn't making fun of gay people, it's poking fun at calling things gay even though they have nothing to do with the lifestyle choice of choosing to be gay. Being gay is awesome, especially because its a choice.
**Also, the movie is about a man and a woman falling in love, what could possibly be less gay?
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