Machine Gun Preacher: IMDB Synopsis: "The story of a former drug-dealing biker who found God and became a crusader for hundreds of Sudanese children who've been forced to become soldiers." This takes the "redemption story" to new levels. Michael Vick is going to have to pass for 800 yards and repair the rift between Netflix/Quikster (Quikster? seriously?) and it customers next week in order to keep pace.
Killer Elite: Money isn't the only thing that is unfairly concentrated at the top, among "the elite". The top .1% of killers commit 80% of all murders, leaving only manslaughter scraps for the common man.
Moneyball: Great, now there's a whole movie about how some douche has a foolproof method to win his fantasy league (Jonah Hill writes his own lines by taking the Superbad script and doing a find/replace all, substituting "OPS" for "sex")
The Lion King 3D: A more apt title for this updated version would be "The Lion Prime Minister". Most of the movie revolves around a fierce negotiation between Simba's Top-of-the-Food-Chain Party and Timon and Pumba's Meerkat-Warthog Rainbow Coalition Party to craft the Hakuna Matata Act of 2011: Ensuring No Worries for the Rest of Your Days. Nala is positively radiant as the first lady.
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